none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
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