My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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