i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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