I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
it glows. i had to have it.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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