How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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