I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
Randomize
