I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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