Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize
