ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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