She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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