My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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