Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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