I heard we made out
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Randomize
