shes about as inviting as chlamydia
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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