I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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