Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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