your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
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