I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
don't judge my taste in strippers
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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