You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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