can we get nightvision for the apartment?
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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