It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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