I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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