u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
You were trust falling into bushes
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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