we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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