Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
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