How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
they need to just BURY HIM!
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
This is the prime rib incident all over again
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
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