the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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