Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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