Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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