That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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