is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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