Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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