i think my tv is drunk
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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