Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
i barfeds in our rink
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Randomize
