i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Also, beer. Big fan.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
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