After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I lost the right to judge tonight
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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