how can u be prego again
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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