This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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