Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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