Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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