If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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