I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
My vagina is officially offended.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize
