i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
Randomize
