he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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