Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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