If i come over, it means nothing
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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