id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Randomize
