is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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