it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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