i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Randomize
