Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
True college students do jello shots in the library
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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