Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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