Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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