also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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