Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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