I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Randomize
